12 thoughts every woman has when selecting what to wear

It's said that women spend an average of 17 minutes per day deciding what to wear when in front of the closet. However, I believe the time will be longer. And the followings are the 12 thoughts every woman has when deciding what to wear.

1  "I have nothing to wear."

2  "Okay, no, I actually have way too many clothes."

3  "Can I wear this? Oh wait, it's got a stain."

4  "Will anyone notice that I wore this exact outfit two days ago?"

5  "How about this? Oh, nope, that doesn't fit anymore."

6  "This skirt is so cute, I'll wear this! Wait, I don't have any of the right underwear to wear under it."

7  "How is it possible to have so many clothes and yet zero clothes?"

8  "Hey, maybe I'm on to something. Should I just throw it all away and start fresh?"

9 "I should just stop wearing clothes, honestly. Nudists seem very happy. Even streakers seem happy."

10 "Or maybe we should just all get uniforms, even for adulthood."

11 "Okay, this fits. This finally fits. Thank you, God."

12 "Mirror verdict: it's fine. I look like a person. Wearing clothes."